Also Known As: Det, Wiler, Sir Charles Michael Winston III (or just Charles or Charlie), Detty Crocker (or just Detty), old white thunder, The Dirty Russian
Beamed down to Earth in the harsh winter of 1987, the alien we have come to know as "Mike" now lives with us as a "normal" human. On the inside though, he still holds his plans to secretly take over the world sometime within the next 5 years. He now studies computer nuclear physics in the 10th grade at Fitch High School. We also know that he has a LAN in his basement that is used often for unknown purposes. Even if he has nothing else to do he's still probably not working on the game, but when he does, he handles most of the programming and occasionally works on art.
Our fearless leader, with white hair and blue skin... WAIT, BLUE SKIN?!?! Everyone run, he's contagious!
Also Known As: Alex Trebek, Weird Al, Angry Al
"Good morning Treb-ik!" -Computerized 'Charles' voice from http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html
According to Alex, there are 6 food groups: pizza, hot dogs, ice cream, Mountain Dew: Code Red, ramen noodle soup, and french fries. This is about all that Alex eats, but despite eating all the wrong foods, he's probably the healthiest 16 year old in the history of mankind. When he's not playing tennis with Mike or hosting Jeopardy, he works on the graphics for the game.
Don't copy that floppy? Bwhahahaha!!
Also Known As: Mattchew, hamner (not a typo), former white thunder (see picture at right), Matty-Watty (to all the ladies)
"Shut up Dave, nobody cares! Music, music, music." -Mike Donzella, doing an impression of Matt
Having known Matt for quite a while now, this impression of him is very accurate. Quite possibly the biggest band nerd you will ever meet, Matt Craig is surprisingly doing the music and sounds for the best RPG ever written. Follow the slide show at the right to see his hair before and after, and his reactions.
Matt Craig with hair
Matt Craig after loosing his hair
Matt Craig after discovering the loss of his hair...
...and the aftermath (I think he's melting)
Also Known As: Huck Chunter (or just Huck), Huckle Berry Fin, Chuckles, WaFFLeS
The entity that we now know as "Huck" is in fact the anatomy of an anomaly. And before you ask...this was not simply ripped from the Matrix. You see, Chuck is really a BeRSeRKeD genetic freak resulting from one of Mike's evil experiments in hopes of concocting a creature to design the concept and storyline of the game. However, this mutant's "life" consists of other things such as the following: school, lifting, drums, friends, video games, sleeping, and food....
